Heavy frantically typing.

Jack Johnson Says Hi!

Episode number


Release date

April 27, 2009


420,000 viewers




Blue Heavy, Scout, Jack Johnson

Preceeded by

Series started

Followed by

Heavy Orders an Xbox 360

"Jack Johnson Says Hi!" is the pilot episode of kitty0706's Moments with Heavy series. It has attracted 420 thousand viewers to date since April 27, 2009.

Brief synopsis: Blue Heavy receives a mean-spirited, foul-mouthed phone message from a man named Jack Johnson.


We first see Blue Heavy, frantically typing on a computer, though he is not typing actual words. He receives a voice message from a man named Jack Johnson, who begins foul-mouthing Heavy, calling him a liar, having he told "them" that Jack had quit his job. Heavy begins giggling, despite Jack's warning not to.

Scout literally rolling on the floor laughing. (ROTFL)

Later, Scout is seen alongside Heavy, grinning as he listens to the message. After a short while, the two laugh hysterically but quietly, banging fists on the table, Scout even clutching his stomach on the floor.


  • "Jack Johnson", the profane caller, is actually someone creator kitty0706's uncle knew.
  • This is the debut of Blue Heavy and Scout in the series.