Blue Heavy




Main character




Character class/gunman


Russian (Soviet Union)


Jack Johnson Says Hi!/Team Fortress


Sandvich, guns, Dalokohs Bar

Blue Heavy (Heavy short for Heavy Weapons Guy) is the main character of Moments with Heavy. He debuted in the first episode in late April 2009, Jack Johnson Says Hi! He has a craving for Sandviches and currently owns a driving license and an Xbox 360. He is the most prone to get into surreal adventures, compared to the rest of the recurring character classes.


Description on Team Fortress Wiki:

"Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb; he's not your big friend and he generally wishes you'd just shut up before he has to make you shut up."

Blue Heavy is a towering hulk of a man obsessed with guns to the point of giving them human names. He is a very skilled bowler able to get a spare from a split, as depicted in Heavy Goes Bowling. Although he is very

Heavy and his finger gun in Heavy Takes his Driving Test.

ferocious and tough on the battlefield, he is not completely emotionless, as he shed a tear upon receiving a teddy bear in Heavy's Retarded Holiday. He also may not like it when things don't go his way, as he "unsuccessfully" tried to steal pancake mix from Jim Carrey in Heavy Has his Christmas Feast. Blue Heavy has an alarm clock, but he threw it out the window upon its ringing (it is unknown what has happened since).

Near-death experiencesEdit

  • In The Quest for the Ultimate Sandvich, he was hit in a bumper car duel by Francis on a small course above an abyss, and he dangled from the course's edge. He would've fallen to his death (as Francis was slowly nearing him in his car) if he hadn't gotten back up and hit him into the abyss.
  • In the same episode, upon eating the Crit-Sandvich, he becomes metallic and overpowered (possibly a reference to Metallic Mario), but he then explodes and falls into the abyss.
  • In Heavy's Retarded Holiday, upon being freed from a ceiling light, he falls several feet to the ground,

    Heavy's landing upon falling in Heavy's Retarded Holiday.

    landing so hard only his legs are visible.
  • In Heavy Has his Christmas Feast, during the chase after Jim Carrey, Heavy jumps from a tall cabinet onto Carrey, and if he hadn't successfully landed on him, he could've suffered major injuries.
  • He is very bald